So you think you can write…

Having a reputation as a writer means constantly being handed things. Hallmark cards, business meeting minutes, a pizza box to inscribe some last minute wedding vows the night before, someone’s smart phone when they sign up to a dating website and realise they have no idea how to respond to the hordes if wannabe suitors. And they all look at you the same way, like you’re a performing monkey and whatever you do you better do it right now and it better be amazing. Like, totes amazeballs amazing. (I really just said that, didn’t?) And you know what…it’s nice to be appreciated 😉